"Honestly, if you’re given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don’t say ‘what kind of tea?"
"I don’t even glance at the herbal teas, I go straight for the real, vile coffee. Jitter in a cup. It cheers me up to know I’ll soon be so tense."
"What would the world do without tea? How would it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea."
"Tea…is a religion of the art of life."
"[Tea] strengthens the Feet of the Old, and Settles the Heads of the Young; cools the Brain of the hard Drinker, while it warms that of the Sober Student; and relieves the Sick, while it confirms the Healthy."